Gravecat 

bought these a couple of days ago, knowing they're gonna be terrible, because it seemed funny at the time

now I'm afraid to open them

Feb 27 at 10:40pmWeb
Show threadGravecat Feb 28
okay these are actually only moderately bad, like fuck knows what the flavour is supposed to be, but I could inhale a tube of these all the same, no problem
Show threadPurple SkiesFeb 27
@gc im guessing they’ll taste like salty knockoff cola and a ton of cringe.
Show threadGravecat Feb 27
@Leviamicky my guess was rust and radiation sickness, but it's hopefully not that
Show threadEddiKatFeb 27
@gc +5 HP +2 Rads
Show threadOwashii 🐾Feb 27
@gc enriched U-235 flavor
Show threadRycochetFeb 27
@gc Human Flesh flavour!
Show threadKodalynx🐱🚫👑Feb 28
@gc What if cosy mystery flavoured. Open it and someone ends up dead, and there's a deacon and someone who gardens involves in solving who has done it.
Show threadGravecat Feb 28
@kodalynx I'd be down for that, as long as I'm not the one who ends up dead