It's wild to me that anybody ever sets up a user account with their device/OS, except for work reasons. No, I don't want your dogshit "upcoming features." I don't need a special email account with your company's name on it. I'm not interested in your Bizarro World sponsored content offerings, or your also-ran weather widget, or your pathetic excuse for a news service. I just want a phone/computer/tablet with a working OS. I will put my own crap on it and use it for my own silly purposes, thanks.