I’ve dated a couple vegans before and they can clear a room with those plant based farts.
What flavor notes are we talking about here?
Overflowing septic tank wit hints of moldy compost.
I can really smell your comment. Thanks Satan.

Wonder what the particulars of that were. Usually plant-based diets give high volume, low odor.

That said, they could just be eating Oreos, nutter butters, and sour patch kids, who knows?

If you date them one at a time you can cut the stench by 50%.