ickplant

She must be one of us

https://lemmy.world/post/43644269

Feb 27 at 4:16pmWeb
Show threadBCsvenFeb 27
That’s my wife.
Show threadickplantFeb 27
That’s also my husband’s wife.
Show threadTʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾Feb 27
🫸 but 👉 and
Show threadFilthyShroomsFeb 27
So a 10/10?
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartFeb 27
I’ve dated a couple vegans before and they can clear a room with those plant based farts.
Show threadPopcornPrincessFeb 27
What flavor notes are we talking about here?
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartFeb 27
Overflowing septic tank wit hints of moldy compost.
Show threadPopcornPrincessFeb 27
I can really smell your comment. Thanks Satan.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartFeb 27
You asked.
Show threadnwtreeoctopusFeb 28

Wonder what the particulars of that were. Usually plant-based diets give high volume, low odor.

That said, they could just be eating Oreos, nutter butters, and sour patch kids, who knows?

Show threadSundrayFeb 27
If you date them one at a time you can cut the stench by 50%.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamFeb 28

Hey fartass why don’t you fart that ass on over here

Yeah it kinda works. Gotta workshop it a little more

Show threadDoomsiderFeb 28
Hey sexy fartass, why don’t you come over here and fart that ass for me.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamFeb 28
hey fartass you shit with that butt?
Show threadickplantFeb 28