Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.
@cstross A real human would've said, "you're the one with the Nebula award, write your own damn haiku, Stross!" 😂
@mdm I have no Nebula award! (Three Hugos, sure. But never a Neb. Boo hoo, how sad, never mind …)
@cstross @mdm Perhaps a nebulous award to tide you over?