#5 to invest immediately and #4 to afford 2-3 and 6-7 over time, without noticing the draw on my account. With decent yeilds on investments, I’ll be getting lots of things for “free”. Swapping bodies with a celebrity is creepy, no thanks. Marriage? Never again.

This is the real answer. But eventually loneliness will get the better of you.

I take this as one of those monkey paw situations although I suppose it doesn’t say anything about not having significant others.