Who’s staying up for Gorty Dents?

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Matt Badwin, more like.

Because if he won it would be bad.

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Matt Goodwin’s divorce went through this year. I wonder if it was because his wife realised he’d become a fascist cunt. #gortonanddenton #UKpol #GortyDents

Well done Gorty Dents and well done Hannah Spencer of the Green Party!

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The Tories lost their deposit! Brilliant, no notes.

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Hahahaha, cry more, you dreadful toxic little shit.

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@Nickiquote The progressives were told to hold their nose and vote Labour.

@robinadams @Nickiquote But the thing is, if the progressives had voted for Labour, he would still have lost.

Green and Labour together got 24,614 votes. No matter how you split it, one party or the other is going to get at least half that. That's 12,307 votes, which is still more than the 10,578 he got.

The only way he wins is if progressives (a) don't vote, or (b) vote with their eyes closed.