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Nanoraptor
The soul inhabits the keyboard and rests there a little.
Jan 12 at 10:40amWeb
Show threadOzzelot Jan 12
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Ah yes, POIUYT
Show threadF4GRX SébastienJan 12
@ozzelot @NanoRaptor this is highly disturbing.
Show threaddan 💾Jan 12
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Show threadmxkJan 12
@NanoRaptor a true left-handed keyboard also should have the numblock on the left hand side!
(Keychron afaik actually has one keyboard layout with left sided numblock)
Show threadSkaveRat 🐀 Jan 12
@NanoRaptor the arrows are the wrong way around
Show threadJoão SantosJan 12
@NanoRaptor if the keypad and keys were on the left it would be a left-handed keyboard.
It still looks perfect for right-to-left languages.
Show thread[ちょろい]² hannah Jan 12
@NanoRaptor finally a keyboard for lefties
Show threadBart SchullerJan 12
@NanoRaptor I love the flexibility available regarding the left and right cursor keys, depending on whether you use the numpad or dedicated keys.
Show threadHugo MillsJan 12
@NanoRaptor Question: If you press the key with the → arrow on it, which way does the cursor move?
Show threadTakiro 🎨Jan 12
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The arrows on 4 and 6 of the numpad still having the original directions is especially evil.
Show threadEndlessMasonJan 12
@Takiro @NanoRaptor
You need that for old flight sims
Show threadGib ☃️🐒🌈🇺🇦Jan 12
@NanoRaptor the future of keyboard layouts is here
Show threadisolJan 12

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The most evil part are those arrow keys!

If someone was using this keyboard, they could probably summon the focus and concentration to use it after a while.

Then, they'd use the arrow keys, and their brain and fingers would immediately revert to the comfortable habits of the past, and they would swear mightily, and curse unto StarLink the name of the inventor of this abomination.

Show threadRob\Viewdata UKJan 12
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I'm sure @foone made one of these once...
Show threadhappyJan 12
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but why isn't numpad on the left too 
Show threadHenryk PlötzJan 12

@NanoRaptor So, years ago I was hitching a ride with friends to an event outside of town. He was driving, his wife was giving directions. Apparently he had problems with "left"/"right", but they had an ingenious solution: His wife would announce turns with "F1"/"F12".
As in: Turn to F12 over there.

Anyway, what I wanted so say, was: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Show threadÞór SigurðssonJan 12

@NanoRaptor I am apalled that you didn't scramble the F-keys :p

And why is there order in the keypad?

9 8 7
4 6 5
3 2 1

Much better.

Show threadEndlessMasonJan 12
@thor @NanoRaptor
Too predictable, go with the telephone layout
Show threadÞór SigurðssonJan 12

@EndlessMason @NanoRaptor

3 1 2
6 5 4
7 0 9
# 8 *

?

Show threadEndlessMasonJan 12
@thor @NanoRaptor
No, rotary
Show threadÞór SigurðssonJan 12
@EndlessMason @NanoRaptor 😂
Show threadÞór SigurðssonJan 12

@EndlessMason @NanoRaptor

Pardon my GIMPy skills, I'm not good enough to paste this properly on top of the keyboard...

Show threadEndlessMasonJan 12
@thor @NanoRaptor
I love the ö
Show threadechopapaJan 12

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quite perfect for me as a left handed user. Is there also a version available with number pad on the left?

Show threadRicardo B�nffyJan 12
@NanoRaptor This is the layout of the Star Trek mirror universe. I can understand why they are all evil.
Show threadShaneJan 12
@NanoRaptor This is amazing and brilliant. I hate it.
Show threadF4GRX SébastienJan 12

@NanoRaptor tahw?

Also, eviv bulgroz.

Show threadBernard SheppardJan 12
@NanoRaptor No, to the numbers, that is chaotic evil
Show threadaspraggJan 12
@BernardSheppard @NanoRaptor The part that weirds me out the most is that all the parens/braces are standing back-to-back, instead of facing each other!
Show threadMatthew MalthouseJan 12
@NanoRaptor Isn't it a bit half-hearted to leave the keypad on the right?
Show threadNibor4000 🇬🇧 ⓋJan 12

@NanoRaptor

SPOILER ALERT: I'm sat in front of this 😉

Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Jan 12
@Nibor4000 @NanoRaptor PC LOAD LETTER
Show threadNibor4000 🇬🇧 ⓋJan 12

@GroupNebula563 @NanoRaptor
🤬

Such an inspirational movie 😀

Show threadUpLateGeekJan 12
@NanoRaptor oh hey, it’s the mirror universe keyboard. As you’d expect, computers started out extremely popular, then gradually became less so. Which is one reason I didn’t hang around (besides all the evil moustachioed baddies).
Show threadNeneJan 12
@NanoRaptor that still looks easier to learn than Dvorak
Show threadMark J. BlairJan 12
@NanoRaptor And here I thought I was evil for internally giggling when anybody else, such as the IT person, tries to use my keyboards with control remapped to be left of A, where it belongs. I need to make one of these and learn to use it.
Show threadMonty Hayter 🇨🇦Jan 12

@NanoRaptor I saw the caption and my first thought was: “Do I *really* want to zoom in to see what sublime horror has been wrought this time?”

…But the need to know was not to be resisted, a dark compulsion… and it wasn’t as bad as feared.

Maybe next time!

Show threadAdmiral MemoJan 12
@NanoRaptor I didn't know they made left-handed keyboards...
Show threadRhoJan 12
@NanoRaptor hrmm, we are plural and have a split fully wireless keyboard, this makes sense now
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Jan 12
@NanoRaptor @jwz Do not like 😭
Show threadA Light Shining In DarknessJan 12

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Uhhhh, cursed keyboard.
I like.
Does it come in ZREUQ too?

Show threadOtte Homan - remember GeordieJan 12
@NanoRaptor oh wow, that would've been a lot of work to create. Nice!
Show threadSolra BiznaJan 12
@NanoRaptor I don't know why, but it's the arrow keys that get me.
Show threadKen ButlerJan 12

@NanoRaptor wait, that must be one of the variants of Dvorak.

Wait, why is J on the home row?

<light dawns>