One of the most hilariously bad translations has actually been the German translation of the game "Don't Starve" back then. (I think it's fixed now).
Examples:
- Chest (the thing you put things and gold and such into) was translated to the word for Chest (breast)
But even more hilarious:
- Log, as in, wood log, after chopping down a tree
Was translated into...wait for it...
"Verarbeitungsprotokoll" which means... "processing protocol" so, a "log file", as in tech.
YES, you chopped trees and got an item with SUUUUUUUUUUUCH a long name, and then built stuff from log files. 😅