Ah, now we're getting to the *real* problem! And you're not crazy! All text on the internet is indeed converging on the same AI generated format:

✅ a confirming but reassuring statement
⭐️a few bullet points
🧠 a pithy "explanation" / guess

You see, even the content _not_ written by AI — like this post — now is 🌟 edited 🌟 by AI. But this is not all!

People are consuming this format and subconsciously begin to emulate it. 😴

Would you like me to give you more specific examples?