Ah, now we're getting to the *real* problem! And you're not crazy! All text on the internet is indeed converging on the same AI generated format:

✅ a confirming but reassuring statement
⭐️a few bullet points
🧠 a pithy "explanation" / guess

You see, even the content _not_ written by AI — like this post — now is 🌟 edited 🌟 by AI. But this is not all!

People are consuming this format and subconsciously begin to emulate it. 😴

Would you like me to give you more specific examples?

@jschauma It's not just mindless drivel, it's next generation AI generated slop!
Useless. Annoying. Mass produced.
@jschauma can someone write a spamfilter for it so AI crap can be filtered out quickly that way? Would reduce my inbox by 96%

@jschauma

✅ good luck
⭐️have fun
🧠 don’t die

@jschauma Your comment isn't just right, it is
- Observant
- Reflective of people's opinions
- Not wrong

I think AI has been trained too much on LinkedIn posts.

They're written so a five year old wouldn't lose interest. Keep it pithy. Why have long paragraphs when you can

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