"Dear @mlp_Mopey,

I have several recommendations for cheering up:

Go for a nice trot.
Wash and dry your bedsheets, make your bed.
Flay your enemies.
A few licks of salt, not enough to get silly.
Call your parents or kids.
Stand under the Tree of Enthusiasm (do not lick the Tree).
A swim can be very invigorating.
Attend a comedy stand-up show.
Prayer, all alone, but very loudly.
Stop an earthquake.
Shop for unnecessities.

Best of fortune in your quest.

--C of E"