Cat 06:43: “Hey!”

Cat 06:45: “Hey!”

Cat 06:48: “HEY WAKE UP!”

Me 06:49: “Sorry, just saw this message, what’s up.”

Cat 15:23: “I love you.”

I’ll never understand why people buy those talking push button things for their pets. One of their greatest advantages over humans is that they don’t talk imo.
Me: The bowl’s empty, isn’t it?