Hell yea. Also my cat would definitely text me back. She’d be texting me all the time stupid shit, just to get my attention. If I wasn’t home she’d text me asking if she can have treats.

Text messages from my cat would look like this:

15:45 - Why is my food bowl empty?

16:02 - I need more food in my bowl

16:17 - Feed me, I have tried calling!

16:26 - Come on, it was dinner time hours ago

16:38 - I will start to destroy your property if you don’t feed me

16:48 - I am starving! This is neglect! I will call the RSPCA!

17:00 - Is that my food cup? I love you I love you I love you!

No it wouldn’t, it’d be very busy sleeping, which is all it does outside of the few hours when I’m home and awake.

You all are just too easy. I’m the avoidant in our relationship, so she works for it.

I’ve got a couple from the cat distribution network that are not food motivated but play motivated. They slap me in the face at all hours to play. My cats would be like Roman from GTA4. “Hey roomie, want to go play with the string feather?”

Cat 06:43: “Hey!”

Cat 06:45: “Hey!”

Cat 06:48: “HEY WAKE UP!”

Me 06:49: “Sorry, just saw this message, what’s up.”

Cat 15:23: “I love you.”

Yeah …I’d have to block my cats numbers they’d be texting so damned much for food and pets and lap time and to recharge their toys.

I’ll never understand why people buy those talking push button things for their pets. One of their greatest advantages over humans is that they don’t talk imo.

Hard disagree, my cat is fucking goated.

People say she acts like a dog.