#DreamDiary (yes, two today, this one is now canon)
Susan (my daughter) found a way to activate my curse on command (the one that turns me into a pokémon) claiming I needed to spend more time with them (which, to be fair, isn't wrong). I chose to talk to Evan, and discovered why he's always so quiet

It turns out most of my other pokémon have a private nickname for me, and he doesn't. I told him he should come up with one, one that's all his own. He came up with "Master". Missingno walked in just then and said "Hello, Master" …and Even just started crying.

I now need to calm both of them down

"Deciding" to make this canon is having...consequences.

"Deciding" in quotes because, with Evan and Rei being alters now, I don't really get that much say in what's canon and what isn't

(finding a "practice typing using just the keys in the home row" exercise was surprsingly hard)