vivi ☎️ VIVI/8484 🔜 GPNi had a bit of luck with lucid dreaming tonight, and i used it for two sacrosanct things: flying and kissing girls
Frank Hightower 🐁#DreamDiary
"Mom? Why do humans have all those hanging bits?"
"Those aren't hanging bits, son, they're clothes. They're supposed to be loose."
"But what about that one?"
"Oh, those are form-fitting clothes."
"But she's still has hanging bits."
"Er... yes, that's called being flabby."
"...Why?"
"Mom? Why do humans have all those hanging bits?"
"Those aren't hanging bits, son, they're clothes. They're supposed to be loose."
"But what about that one?"
"Oh, those are form-fitting clothes."
"But she's still has hanging bits."
"Er... yes, that's called being flabby."
"...Why?"
DoomsdaysCWInteresting dream last night. I dreamt that one of my exes was elected mayor of a major city, and somehow managed to spend a million dollars on the hotel room and victory celebration. I remember her asking if I had saved the receipts so she could get reimbursed. I somehow managed to *lose* them. Just keeping her honest, I guess. lol (And yes, her tastes were always a bit pricier than mine. A keg party in a garage or a few bottles of wine in a garden would have been a perfectly fine way to celebrate her win, imo).
Broken RealityLast night I dreamed that I went to Thailand to study abroad, and the subject was how to fly a fighter jet.
the one that drops bombs during a war
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the one that drops bombs during a war
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Roger MooreLast night, I dreamed I was a witness to a mass shooting in which a bunch of Disney characters were killed. It followed weird dream logic, where a random person could murder cartoon characters, but Disney could resurrect them if they chose to. Nobody was sure how Disney would treat the murder of Minnie Mouse in particular: would they respect the seriousness of mass shootings and allow her to stay dead or bring her back. Sadly, her death was treated as a fridging, where the most important aspect was how it affected Mickey rather than the fact she was dead.
I dreamt that I was a #GenderFluid #autistic Timelord (is that redundant?) who was fighting a datacenter. Heh...
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Dreamed about a femboy and so on
Dreamed about a femboy and so on
i keep having dreams that my long-distance trains or planes are cancelled or i miss my connection, and i wind up getting stuck in the middle of nowhere 
what is my brain trying to tell me
i had a dream where i received a puppydog for my birthday, but it was sapient like a person and could speak, and it helped me not get overwhelmed at cons and to take care of myself by making me eat 
i was looking at the profile of a horny fedi creature and noticed the location field. it wasn't too far from me, so i decided to visit.
when i arrived, i found myself in a strange sex mansion among probably-animate fuckdolls; complex bondage contraptions that entrapped the user while torturing and/or pleasuring them; and lots and lots of dildos and other sex toys.
i felt a bit awkward at first so i just decided to shower. when i sat down after the shower, still avoiding eye contact with anyone, a cutie took notice of me and asked if i wanted to do anything. i said yes, i might want to use one of the dildos. and then we had sex or something