“Okay, get the screwdriver in under the boot¹ release button. There’s a clip on each side—you gotta push in while prying down. Good, now the other side.”

“Got it. There’s four wires stopping it coming off.”

“It’s the wires we want; that’s the CAN bus. Clip one of these on to each wire”

“Which ones, the colours don’t match?”

“Hang on, looking it up…Westinghouse Model Y 2028. Red probe on orange wire, black probe on green. Other two will auto swap if you get them wrong.”

“What now?”

“Load the app, let it scan for the motor control unit.”

“Found it!”

“Right, now drag that power limit slider way down. Five hundred watts oughta do it.”

“Hahaha done.”

“Sweet; unclip and put the latch back. We’ll see how you fuckers like your new safety limit. Shit, cops! On your bike, ride casual. If they light up, we split.”

“I know, and if they catch me it’s shut the fuck up Thursday”

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¹ “trunk” for you weirdos