My kid took my Guinness World Record to school for show and tell. Another child's dad had Google. My son said, "If you type his name in an AI, it knows who you is." The playground never ends. It just gets more expensive toys.

https://javvadmalik.com/2026/02/18/the-art-of-one-upmanship/

The Art of One-Upmanship

Thereโ€™s a peculiar disease that infects children somewhere between the ages of six and twelve. Itโ€™s not chickenpox or measles, though it spreads just as quickly through playgrounds and โ€ฆ

Javvad Malik

@Javvad Dayum, he's right.

Also we can't afford those fonts anymore...

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