Soory, but no, I havn’t yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn’t raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?

urinals are for barbarians