Aritoteles

Only men will understand

https://lemmy.world/post/43542360

Feb 24 at 11:51pmWeb
Show threadAmbitiousProcess (they/them)Feb 25

or I guess in this case, shit.

Show threadJanxMar 20
You shut your fuck, you shit.
Show threadsudoMakeUserFeb 25
Only men will understand that you’re forbidden from saying no no words on the internet?
Show threadNeatNitFeb 25
It turns out that in some parts of the world, people have not heard of toilet brushes.
Show threadi_stole_ur_tacoFeb 25
Why dirty the toilet brush when I can instead ineffectively pee on the shit mark for a month?
Show threadNeatNitFeb 25

Oh, I do that too, of course. But then after a month I give up and use the brush. Then a day later a new stain appears and the cycle continues.

I just wanted to comment that factoid about the toilet brush. Hoping someone would chime in and admit they’ve never owned one!

Show threadlumpenproletariatFeb 25
What like the thing I use for my teeth? That’s gross!
Show threadVespairFeb 25

Then a day later a new stain appears and the cycle continues.

Our own Sisyphecal burden

Show threadPacattack57Feb 25
You clean public toilets?
Show threadstraddleFeb 25
i installed a bum gun for when the piss stream is not enough
Show threadvoidsignalFeb 25
Ah, I had one like that earlier in the day
Show threadtoynbeeFeb 25
At a glance, I thought this was a picture of a mosquito.
Show threadpitiable_sandwich540Feb 25
Soory, but no, I havn’t yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn’t raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?
Show threadGandalf the GorsedFeb 25
They’re referring to when you trying to remove a stain from a previous poo
Show threadpitiable_sandwich540Feb 25

You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?

Show threadpyreFeb 25
urinals are for barbarians
Show threadpitiable_sandwich540Feb 25
I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn’t even imagine in the nightmares…
Show threadsamus12345Feb 25
I was surprised to learn recently that in Germany sitting while peeing is considered the proper way for men, since I lived there from '83 to '94 and never heard about it. Being American, I usually stand like a savage. Is this something that became more common after I left, or did I somehow miss it for 11 years?
Show threadpitiable_sandwich540Feb 26

Thank you for confirming my predjudices about the lack of manners in the USA. This gives support to my firm conviction of never letting an American use my bathroom.

I’ve heard it beeing done in dirty public stalls, but only if there are no urinals. In my youth (10+years ago) this was a topic of discussion in my group of friends and it was consence that you do not do this in anyones bathroom you respect.

Show threadsamus12345Feb 26
You should know that in most of the cultures in the world, men prefer to stand and pee. So you can hate Americans all you want, just don’t think that that’s in any way unique to them. While we’re on the topic of other cultures being perceived as rude, I always hated how in Germany it’s not considered impolite to stare. It’s super rude to me.
Show threadThatWeirdGuy1001Feb 26
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
Show threadAritotelesFeb 26
I’m not posting censored shit. Have a great day
Show threadNico di Angelo (RhodaNico)Feb 26
@Aritoteles @ThatWeirdGuy1001 Just shit censored. 😅
Show threadBendingHawkMar 19
This is the best shit I’ve seen all week 👏 👏 👏