James SecondeFeb 6

Today I attempted to write and sort of succeeded* in making an extension for #php and let me tell you right now, my utmost respect goes out to @thephpf because I wouldn't wish C upon my worst enemies.

*by bugging @asgrim every ten mins

Show threadDabiddoFeb 6
@SecondeJ, have you tried Rust? I thin i saw a guide a few months ago about someone doing a rust function and exposing it as a php extension
Show threadMarco "Ocramius" PivettaFeb 6
@dabiddo @SecondeJ https://github.com/Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions/blob/cd2370e9cb785cd4ffd1e1c1d6b8e79f58c71af1/README.md
experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions/README.md at cd2370e9cb785cd4ffd1e1c1d6b8e79f58c71af1 · Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions

Proprietary playground for trying out PHP extensions in Rust, with a 100% reproducible build infrastructure - Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions

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Show threadJames SecondeFeb 19

@ocramius @dabiddo

Rust mostly blows my head off, so not sure how much success I'd have here

Show threadMarco "Ocramius" PivettaFeb 19
@SecondeJ @dabiddo yeah, but then at least you get compiler assisted "you're wrong" rather than HAHA SIGSEGV
Show threadSteve GrunwellFeb 20
@ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo I'm tired, so I read this as "HAHA SIX SEVEN!" and now cannot unsee it
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 20

@stevegrunwell @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo “Six seven” is basically what the system is saying to you when it segfaults.

Also, are you in elementary school? 🤪

Show threadSteve GrunwellFeb 20

@ramsey @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo no, but I live with someone who is.

Parenting is weird.

Show threadBen RamseyFeb 20
@stevegrunwell @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo My wife (my wife) is an elementary school art teacher, and since 6-7 has no real meaning, the kids are always trying to find creative ways to use it as a response or reaction to anything.
Show threadJames SecondeFeb 25

@ramsey @stevegrunwell @ocramius @dabiddo

WHY ARE THE KIDS GOING AROUND SAYING SIX SEVEN, even my own child is doing it, it's driving me bananas

Show threadBen RamseyFeb 25
@SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @ocramius @dabiddo James, that’s the point.
Show threadMarco "Ocramius" Pivetta
@ramsey @SecondeJ @stevegrunwell @dabiddo 6.7?
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