"Dear @mlp_Bravemane,

Thank you the breathtaking and dramatic footage of yourself looping through sixteen consecutive flaming hoops. I shall treasure it always.

Unfortunately, I have no sway with the committee that certifies feats for the Whinniess Book of World Records. It would be inappropriate for me to intervene even if I did.

I wish you continued success in your stunt career. I'm certain your feathers will grow back lush and waxy and proud.

Yours,

--C of E."