James SecondeFeb 6

Today I attempted to write and sort of succeeded* in making an extension for #php and let me tell you right now, my utmost respect goes out to @thephpf because I wouldn't wish C upon my worst enemies.

*by bugging @asgrim every ten mins

Show threadDabiddoFeb 6
@SecondeJ, have you tried Rust? I thin i saw a guide a few months ago about someone doing a rust function and exposing it as a php extension
Show threadMarco "Ocramius" PivettaFeb 6
@dabiddo @SecondeJ https://github.com/Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions/blob/cd2370e9cb785cd4ffd1e1c1d6b8e79f58c71af1/README.md
experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions/README.md at cd2370e9cb785cd4ffd1e1c1d6b8e79f58c71af1 · Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions

Proprietary playground for trying out PHP extensions in Rust, with a 100% reproducible build infrastructure - Ocramius/experimenting-with-rust-php-extensions

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Show threadJames SecondeFeb 19

@ocramius @dabiddo

Rust mostly blows my head off, so not sure how much success I'd have here

Show threadMarco "Ocramius" PivettaFeb 19
@SecondeJ @dabiddo yeah, but then at least you get compiler assisted "you're wrong" rather than HAHA SIGSEGV
Show threadSteve GrunwellFeb 20
@ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo I'm tired, so I read this as "HAHA SIX SEVEN!" and now cannot unsee it
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 20

@stevegrunwell @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo “Six seven” is basically what the system is saying to you when it segfaults.

Also, are you in elementary school? 🤪

Show threadSteve GrunwellFeb 20

@ramsey @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo no, but I live with someone who is.

Parenting is weird.

Show threadBen RamseyFeb 20
@stevegrunwell @ocramius @SecondeJ @dabiddo My wife (my wife) is an elementary school art teacher, and since 6-7 has no real meaning, the kids are always trying to find creative ways to use it as a response or reaction to anything.
Show threadJames SecondeFeb 25

@ramsey @stevegrunwell @ocramius @dabiddo

WHY ARE THE KIDS GOING AROUND SAYING SIX SEVEN, even my own child is doing it, it's driving me bananas

Show threadSteve GrunwellFeb 25

@SecondeJ @ramsey @ocramius @dabiddo it's funny to them because it frustrates us; it doesn't *mean* anything, and our old brains are like "but...why?!"

The best thing we can do is ruin it for them by laughing with them. If it ceases to confound adults, it ceases to be fun and will go away.

Show threadManchuckFeb 25
@stevegrunwell @SecondeJ @ramsey @ocramius @dabiddo this is so very fetch
Show threadSteve GrunwellFeb 25
@manchuck @SecondeJ @ramsey @ocramius @dabiddo obligatory:
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 25
@stevegrunwell @manchuck @SecondeJ @ocramius @dabiddo
Show threadSteve Grunwell
@ramsey @manchuck @SecondeJ @ocramius @dabiddo Who is that, he looks like Fake Future Ben Ramsey!
Feb 25 at 3:51pmWeb
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 25
@stevegrunwell @manchuck @SecondeJ @ocramius @dabiddo Honestly. Kinda does.
Show threadFake Ben Ramsey Feb 25
@ramsey @manchuck @SecondeJ @ocramius @dabiddo One of us! One of us!