@SmudgeTheInsultCat What I'm doing right now: Scrolling through Mastodon with a cat on my lap, sipping an Aperol spritz. Later I'll play Scrabble with my cousin--also with a cat on my lap.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat While listening to Jamiroquai's Deeper Underground
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Eat a large bowl of pinecones.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Wish a little wish for the little blood clot that could
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It's a shame I wasn't working so I coulda got paid not to watch it