MTZEpstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI:
FiniteBanjoTo be clear, this is not a joke. That’s literally him.
touristI haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old
Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again
Anybody can be a part of the Trump Admin.
FurbagIt helps if you are an extremely, laughably bad fit at your job, in like a “Fox assigned to guard henhouse” sort of way.
The Trump administration and competency are like water and oil, soon to be separated.