MTZEpstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI:
AssassassinI think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.
dumbassonly while high on cocaine and drunk on alcohol.
Back home they used to call him the bitch with the boner sized tits but now that he’s head of the FBI he gets to call himself cash money. One day he’ll go back to his old name and everyone will know him for the little wanker he is.
dougby all means dude, keep drinking.
show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.
𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆I hear it tastes pretty good, too.
No no no, you’re thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.
𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔In the display name I also can’t tell, but the account is spicytuna62 so something seems fishy.
Its a stressful job. Man gotta relax a little. I support Kash.
Thank you for your service Kash Patel #MAGA
No offense to the Guthrie family but it was pretty clear that local LE and the FBI don’t give a shit when it was weeks later that they asked people to send outdoor camera vids and even more clear when the local delivery driver was their only suspect after that.
The D Quuuuuillreally makes you think how valuable teh surveillance state can actually be making a case against Luigi Mangione when it can’t find a an old lady whose family is cooperating
edgemaster72She should’ve tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the “evidence” needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night’s events
^/s^
There’s been two: The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince last week, and Peter Mandelson today. Both in the UK. Glad we can get SOMETHING right!
Something something right thing something after trying everything else?
Kash never got past L in school so would he even be aware of them?
MachinistSkinner’s glare of disdain would have flayed the flesh from his bones. It would have been a Monster of the Week episode. Mulder would actually help with the coverup and chalk it up to a one time involuntary psychic event. Scully would have cocked her head, pursed her lips, squinted, and said, “hmph.”
lechekaflanThe head of the FBI:
Still being a fucking banchode.
Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.
Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can’t get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he;s just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media
This is the clicktatorship. Actually competent at the job? No, just tweet more about it, in a costume if you can.
LeftistLawyerFast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.
MulligrubsHe’s batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays
I’m not going to look it up, I’m depressed
I’ve never heard of this Guthrie person. Every time I hear about it on the news, I think it’s some kind of distraction from the Epstein files
cheers_queersshe is the mother of news anchor and legal analyst Savannah Guthrie.
I dunno who that is either
FiniteBanjoYeah I searched it once and it was something about some nonpartisan news anchor’s mom? Like, who gives a fuck?
I mean, some people might, but that doesn’t mean it needs national attention
it is, they want the MSM to be flooded with not-epstein news, right now its “KASH patel partying with hockey team”
jivandabeastIMO it’s part distraction part MWWS
I was at my parents house where it was being discussed nonstop on the news, then during a commercial break they showed a picture of a brown 9yo kid who has been missing since November of last year for five seconds.
When the news came back, they were talking about the missing 84yo woman and I made the decision to not pay attention and block it from my news feed
The men’s team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.
I mean not really an embarrassment for the hockey players. Partying with the head of the FBI is the kinda story you tell your grandchildren. Very embarrassing for Kash Patel and the Trump Administration as a whole
BiscuitOh no… This guy hasn’t seen the locker room video of the team getting a call from Trump…
It’s straight up embarassing and we are all very disappointed with the team.
My bad, I should just have less of a life, so that I can know every detail of every situation regarding every Trump cabinet member.
robocallIs there somewhere on Lemmy that we can discuss the Guthrie case or missing persons? Because I think the ransom is a cover up!
Everyone with experience in these cases agrees the woman is dead, it was a home invasion gone wrong. I think the authorities know this. I assume the ransom and ensuing press coverage is just a huge distraction from other things going on, because it makes LE look good. They certainly don’t give a shit when a brown person goes missing, but a famous white lady’s mom, yeah that’s gripping news POTUS needs to be involved with
To be clear, this is not a joke. That’s literally him.
touristI haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old
Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again
Anybody can be a part of the Trump Admin.
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rustydrdThis is beautiful art. Masterpiece of our time.
BurgerBaronI’ve since learned only 5% of USA hockey players identify as Democrats so I guess this should not be shocking.
sports is pretty much as political as Politics, so theres a “that side and your side” and conservatives love these types of tribalism.
What percent of republicans are kash patel enjoyers at this point though?
I think most of that lot doesn’t know who that even is, and if you tried to explain then the tribalism kicks in and they’ll defend child rape, ICE, tariffs, the president shitting his pants live on TV, anything and everything.
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