Mastodawn

Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?

Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)

@cstross The kind of plastic surgery that alters your bone structure isn't cheap.

People do self-destructive things for status, and it works, just because it proves they can survive it.

@graydon I could certainly give it a bash. Half price.