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Hi there @Lego_Bob, and thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

Your capitalist fairy godparent grants you a tiny magic shop that will regenerate its inventory each morning as long as you run the place, but it can only sell one type of item (like books, or stuffed animals, or pygmy goats, etc), and will make just enough for you to live comfortably. What does it sell?

Folk can probably already guess my answer, but yes...mine would indeed sell cool locks.

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Feb 24 at 12:23amWeb
Show threadOctavia Con Amore  Succubard's LibraryFeb 24
@alice spellbooks, down to and including single-page items that are basically the equivalent of instant coffee 
Show threadEvaFeb 24
@alice setting up a shop right next door that only sells lockable boxes and other containers but no locks
Show threadEvaFeb 24
@alice but then also running a shadey alley way popup business on the other side that sells Alice branded lockpicks. Cause im not a fuckin cop. I dont care.
Show threadThe Little WarsFeb 24
@alice its a boutique beer shop
Show threadThe Little WarsFeb 24
@alice more like that one in Wallingford than like Chuck's for the record.
Show threadJen - mangledPixelFeb 24
@alice @Lego_Bob Cool locks, or 'clocks'!... wait...
Show threadCarl Coryell-MartinFeb 24
@alice @Lego_Bob All mechanical steel bicycles. With rim brakes.
Show threadHo Ho Ho Like The SlurFeb 24

@alice pre-mid 20th century vibrators, collectors' item, non-operational.

Worldwide, spanning all of history before then. Basic dildos don't really count, there are just too many of them. This has to be some attempt at a device that vibrates for sexual (or precieved sexual health) purposes.

Show threadDavid Brent 📚Feb 24
@alice @Lego_Bob My shop would sell #Lego sets, but only the ginormous and super expensive ones like the Eiffel Tower and the Ultimate Collectors Millennium Falcon.
Show threadBewilderedKat Feb 24

@alice Does Kink gear count as a single type?

@Lego_Bob

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Show threadGiamedinFeb 24

@alice @Lego_Bob

Dreams

Show threadPsy Chuan Feb 24
@alice skateboards. i would love to run a skateshop
Show threadDaniel NidzgorskiFeb 24
@alice Grace. And when you use it, you give grace to yourself and to people you interact with. I don't know if people would pay much for it, but I'll happily make up for that in volume!
Show threadAnyia, geeky 🏳️‍⚧️ girlFeb 24
@alice @Lego_Bob it must've been easy for you to pick that...
Show threadC++ Wage SlaveFeb 24

@alice

My shop sells every music CD ever produced. There aren't many greater gifts than the gift of music

@Lego_Bob