Current state of translations of Microsoft products: I just saw a duration of "1 second" translated to German as "1 Zweiter". That's not the word for the unit of time ("Sekunde"), but for "the second person/thing in a sequence".
@dgelessus also, fun related story: my insulin pump(!!) sometimes brings up a message that says "X einheiten gespart" in response to doing something and for the longest time i could not figure out what that meant until i realized that it's suppposed to be a translation of "X units saved"!