"Being vegan is unnatural"

https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/55430539

I mean, it’s not really bestiality if it isn’t sexual. A gynocological exam also isn’t fingering …
Is your gynecologist jerking you off?

Eww, no. Gross.

My gyno jerks off my cows like a civilized person.

No, but I’ve seen some video evidence …
I mean with some of the prostate exams I’ve had I’d almost assume as much.