My husband was a bit of a wild boy when we married. Since then he has done everything I have asked to change. Drinks less, less angry, more caring. He has become the ideal husband. But, god am I bored with him. I've started shagging a student who moved in down the road.
Girlfriend Changes Man Into Someone She's Not Interested In

CHARLOTTE, NC–After two and a half years of subtle prodding and manipulation, Jill Nickles has finally molded boyfriend Brendan Eiler into the sort of man in whom she’s not interested.

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