A ★½ review of Killer Whale (2026)

If you’ve ever wondered what The Shallows would be like if had two young women on a rock, an orca instead of a shark, a small fraction of the budget and a script that’s not even half as good, boy do I have the movie for you.  Virginia Gardner and Mel Jarnson try, but any attempt to get legate this material is futile. Not a lick of narrative logic and not a moment of actual tension are contained within these 89 minutes.  Skippable in just about every way.