Here's how I read that Greenland thing: Greenland: Oh, hey! We had to rescue an American from that submarine you've got lurking 7 nautical miles offshore, who faced an urgent medical crisis. Trump, caught patrolling an ally: EMergency! I'll send a sick boat that's in the sick bay.
Here's one of the first announcements of the rescue I saw. It seems the reason you announce this is for maximal embarrassment.
@emptywheel.bsky.social What the hell was a US sub doing INSIDE Greenland territorial waters?
@Pamela1960 @emptywheel.bsky.social
Pretty sure #Greenland didn't want to be left out.