The longer I'm alive, the more I feel that people make things complicated to feel important.
https://lemmy.zip/post/59480439
The longer I'm alive, the more I feel that people make things complicated to feel important. - Lemmy.zip
Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company
that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of
jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.
Uttering the phrase, “monetizing the user experience” should be punishable by death
“Our vision is to create Value for the shareholders.”
By providing solutions in an ever-changing dynamic landscape… by utilising cutting edge machine learning… bla bla blockchain… with cloud computing… and high definition whatever… something something profit margins…
Reply that they should invest in a
retro encabulator if they want to stay relevant.
Rockwell Retro Encabulator
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