ramble81Feb 20

The longer I'm alive, the more I feel that people make things complicated to feel important.

https://lemmy.zip/post/59480439

The longer I'm alive, the more I feel that people make things complicated to feel important. - Lemmy.zip

Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.

Show threadAssassassinFeb 20
Uttering the phrase, “monetizing the user experience” should be punishable by death
Show threadGorkFeb 20
“Our vision is to create Value for the shareholders.”
Show threadturboSnailFeb 20
By providing solutions in an ever-changing dynamic landscape… by utilising cutting edge machine learning… bla bla blockchain… with cloud computing… and high definition whatever… something something profit margins…
Show threadQuetzalcutlass
Reply that they should invest in a retro encabulator if they want to stay relevant.
Rockwell Retro Encabulator

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Show threadturboSnailFeb 22
LOL. What a classic!