#DreamDiary (yes, two today, this one is now canon)
Susan (my daughter) found a way to activate my curse on command (the one that turns me into a pokémon) claiming I needed to spend more time with them (which, to be fair, isn't wrong). I chose to talk to Evan, and discovered why he's always so quiet

It turns out most of my other pokémon have a private nickname for me, and he doesn't. I told him he should come up with one, one that's all his own. He came up with "Master". Missingno walked in just then and said "Hello, Master" …and Even just started crying.

I now need to calm both of them down

…while being smaller than either of them. No, Missingno, you didn't do anything wrong! No, Evan, it's your first try, it's okay!

Unfortunately, the "curse" seems to realize it's been tricked at this point, and starts to wear off. Unable to understand Evan further, I get him his plushie and wake up

This is where I'd put a normal pic of Evan sleeping but the best I got is this from last year's artfight
posted a simplified version of this dream to Reddit, we'll see how it does there. The PokeMedia sub has been a lifesaver for my sanity these past few weeks!
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokeMedia/comments/1rbsw9g/pok%C3%A9mon_adults_are_just_human_children/