Pommes_für_dein_BalgFeb 22

Saved you a click: a 1911

https://feddit.org/post/26178723

Show threadashenone
Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
Feb 22 at 4:49pmWeb
Show threadPsionicsicknessFeb 22
I wanted to have a differing opinion, but then you said objectively, and I realized you used it right. Damn it.
Show threadashenoneFeb 22
I mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness
Show threadPsionicsicknessFeb 22
Look. If he’s God incarnate, then he would know what’s up. They all shoot bullets, right?
Show threadashenoneFeb 22
He also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov
Show threadPsionicsicknessFeb 22

Humble but demonstrably reliable? Maybe.

But when I look at the aug? Divinity.

Show threadzebidiahFeb 22
I was thinking a Taurus Judge…
Show threadMiles O'BrienFeb 22

FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns