"Dear Lady @mlp_Bindlewine,

Thank you for your letter. Please consider that I am retired and have no official input for @cwf. Too much snow? Have you considered moving?

Haywai'i rarely gets much snow. There are far fewer snowflakes in Equador. Consider how few snow shovels are sold in Horsocco.

I'm sure any of those countries would love to have you.

Sincerely,

--C of E"