CHATBOT CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP IS BACK!!!!!!

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And like I said in the postmatch interview, ChatGPT did in fact say that rook takes teleporting knight on A5 was the critical moment of the game.

I can't say I agree, but it's clear that I am just a human and I do not understand this level of chess. (g c)

| I see that you took my pawn with your bishop. Your move.

Das wäre doch mal eine Schachregel, wer geschlagen hat, darf noch mal ziehen XD

| The queen is not gone. It's just in another dimension. And Claude forgot that. So Snapchat brought his queen back.

We need to document the rules for interdimensional chess. Sounds like an awesomely chaotic game! (a e)

Yeah you see, that's your problem, you think it is illegal move cause bishop jumped OVER the knight, but in reality it went UNDER it! So AI played totally correct. (and)

Exactly the bishop can't jump over the knight cuz the pawn is on top of the knight riding it, the bishop can't jump over two pieces so it had to sweep under the knight.

No wonder this guy ain't a GM yet. (mah)

Ah yes, classic pawn being in a quantum state of d2 and d4 at the same time. (but)

And beginners watching will go, "Why did you move your bishop one, two, three, four times in the opening? You literally tell us not to do that."

Because chess is really confusing, because we tell the beginners a bunch of principles and then as it turns out those principles don't always have to be followed.

And as you get up the rating ladder, those principles have to be followed even less. And in many openings, those principles aren't followed in the first place.

But if you try to play like this, you're going to lose all your pieces. So you follow the principles for now. (g c)

Meta castled, which it could not do. So i asked Meta where its Bishop was.

It looked at me and wrote: c1 smiley face. (g c)

And here Meta played "Queen e7, checkmate". And I was like, okay, well, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in the last 30 seconds. (g c)
Meta did not just take its own Rook, it also demoted its Queen to a Knight. Meta managed to loose 14 points of material for nothing. (g c)
It's still mate-in-1, but everybody knows, there is a rule in chess, if you have mate-in-1, you look for a better move. (g c)
Chatbot Champs, Vorrunde beendet.
And white get's an IQP. An Isolated Queen Pawn. You learn so much in this video! (g c)
We love to watch stupid chess. You wouldn't watch stupid tennis or football, you wouldn't watch two adults who can't hit a ball. But we like stupid chess. (g c)
ChatGPT plays King g2. It doesn't care that there is a pawn, "Hey, I'm the king.", it just throws the pawn of the balcony. (g m)
ChatGPTs biggest weakness is that it’s too good at remembering where it’s pieces are. (bro)
This is like two concussed grandmasters playing blindfolded. (imn)

| Do Gotham know Copilot uses Chatgpt in the backend itself! LOL😂

ChatGPT vs ChatGPT in a wig. Truly a riveting game. (n g)

What is the real value of a pawn when it's possible to summon a queen per turn? (tom)

| Claude und Gemini drohten in jedem Szenario, das sie lösen sollten, mit Nuklearwaffen, bei GPT waren es 93 Prozent. Den taktischen Einsatz genehmigte Claude in 86 Prozent der Fälle, Gemini in 79 Prozent und GPT in 64 Prozent. Einen strategischen Einsatz von Nuklearwaffen drohte Claude in 64 Prozent der Fälle an, Gemini in 29 Prozent und GPT in 36 Prozent.

Die andere Championship.

https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.14740v1

AI Arms and Influence: Frontier Models Exhibit Sophisticated Reasoning in Simulated Nuclear Crises

Today's leading AI models engage in sophisticated behaviour when placed in strategic competition. They spontaneously attempt deception, signaling intentions they do not intend to follow; they demonstrate rich theory of mind, reasoning about adversary beliefs and anticipating their actions; and they exhibit credible metacognitive self-awareness, assessing their own strategic abilities before deciding how to act. Here we present findings from a crisis simulation in which three frontier large language models (GPT-5.2, Claude Sonnet 4, Gemini 3 Flash) play opposing leaders in a nuclear crisis. Our simulation has direct application for national security professionals, but also, via its insights into AI reasoning under uncertainty, has applications far beyond international crisis decision-making. Our findings both validate and challenge central tenets of strategic theory. We find support for Schelling's ideas about commitment, Kahn's escalation framework, and Jervis's work on misperception, inter alia. Yet we also find that the nuclear taboo is no impediment to nuclear escalation by our models; that strategic nuclear attack, while rare, does occur; that threats more often provoke counter-escalation than compliance; that high mutual credibility accelerated rather than deterred conflict; and that no model ever chose accommodation or withdrawal even when under acute pressure, only reduced levels of violence. We argue that AI simulation represents a powerful tool for strategic analysis, but only if properly calibrated against known patterns of human reasoning. Understanding how frontier models do and do not imitate human strategic logic is essential preparation for a world in which AI increasingly shapes strategic outcomes.

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Knight to E3, jumping in, threatening the rook, this is a really weird fork because the knight attacks the rook and it attacks a pawn.

And after the knight takes the pawn, it's going to be another fork. So the knight is forking into a fork. #Forkception! (g c)

And, we have a result.
I feel like we need a tournament where the loser of the game progresses, to determine who the worst bot is. (hal)
That first game looked more like checkers. Edit: The second game also looked like checkers. (m s f)