POV You're on a date with Xenia
@yellowdog would she happen to have a PS3 that has yellow dog linux installed

@EeveeEuphoria @yellowdog

I did until Sony decided I shouldn't and crippled my PS3. Haven't bought a Sony product since.

Apparently I'm still bitter, lol.

@YellowDog what dating me is like tbh
except I'm not as hot
@yellowdog this is the moment I realized she is wife material
@yellowdog SUDO MAKE ME A SANDWICH

-carrie
@aperture @yellowdog you are not a member of the sudoers file THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED
Sandwich

xkcd
@N33R @yellowdog @aperture
side note: while searching for this i discovered an easter egg in DDG
@N33R @yellowdog @aperture
just tested, and searching "make me a sandwich" also prompts the appropriate response with a link to the comic
@yellowdog I'd be so up for Jellyfin and chill with Xenia
@yellowdog forget netflix and chill, we're going to pirate and procreate

@yellowdog this date just went from good to GREAT

wait. unless she doesn't have a *arr stack configured and downloaded all that media manually. in that case she's just an idiot.

@yellowdog on a date?? with xenia?? YAYY
@yellowdog 'sudo "make me a sandwich" |', but where's piping the output?

@yellowdog I feel so called out by this.

#JellyfinAndChill is nice though.

@yellowdog i almost lol'd seeing linus in the background
@yellowdog
Just "local jellyfin" or "pirated media" would have been enough, both together is just overkill. Also I really wonder what the sandwich is piped into.
@yellowdog 20 terabytes? Casual. Come over my house Xenia and i'll show you my rack.
@yellowdog LOL!
My old XP Pro computer looks like that.
But, only with 2x 150GB in RAID-1 as drive-D.
Drive-C I guess was/is probably 80GB.
Didn't have the big NAS with all recorded progammes and more on it back then.

@yellowdog

"NVIDIA, f*ck you."

— Linus Torvalds

@yellowdog
Need

(I would also throw a moral high rant about how I would never date someone who tells me they use netflix, but we all know that would be a lie)

@yellowdog i tell her
>
then when she responds i issue the appropriate bash error message (the pipe character on the shirt requires a command to follow it)
@yellowdog
Simultaneously the best date, and how I'm trying to be going into 2026.
@yellowdog ugh, I'm not really into movies, can't we just idk install Linux or something?
@Johann150 @yellowdog After the BSD toaster it is time for Linux on a sandwich maker.
0pt1cal-r1ft :3 🏳️‍⚧️ (@0pt1cal-r1ft.bsky.social)

Make sure to have specific cuts of films that don't show up on pirate streaming sites and you're a keeper 👌

Bluesky Social
@yellowdog meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee waf waf waf waf!!!!  

@yellowdog

Twenty terabytes is quite the collection.

@yellowdog Missed opportunity for the ol "plex and sex"
@yellowdog I'd say "literally me" but sadly my media library is only 13.5 TiB so far.
@yellowdog seeing this as I'm rebuilding my server and switching from plex to jellyfin, literally as I type this xD
@yellowdog there is no chill, she is excitingly showing you all of her favorite anime. I'm still there for it.
@yellowdog uhhh give me a second while I find that meme of the doctor from Archer

@yellowdog The love for Xenia on this thread brings me much joy. ♥️

Great pic!

@yellowdog This is me, except not a fox, and it's 16 TB. ​
@yellowdog Now that is secksy!