@funhouseradio Lol, more power to the turkeys. They're social animals. They can be intimidating, but it's not like they're going to viciously attack someone.

@funhouseradio I once had a semi-wild turkey on a 16th century farm recreation come after me. My wife pushed me to get it to move so she could see the pig. I kept walking until a re-enactor intervened and saved my bacon. Much larger than the gobblers in this photo.

@funhouseradio I had a very aggro heavy male attack my newly washed black Hyundai Elantra. I went for a walk at a local park and when I returned, my innocent car, minding it's business was surrounded by an aggressive flock of these mini-dinosaurs. The leader kept pecking its head into the front side of my 4 door conscience objector. I don't think it ever recovered.