𝐿𝒢𝓃𝒢 "not yet begun to fight"Feb 21
You wake up as Elon Musk. What's the first thing you do?
End world hunger
32.4%
Shut down Tesla
0.5%
Autodefenestration
10.8%
Apologize to your daughter
22.7%
Go to therapy
4.9%
Kick the Nazis off Twitter
1.6%
Euthanize Grok
3.8%
Turn myself in
9.2%
Repent
4.3%
Install latest bug update for HumanBeing.exe
9.7%
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Show threadjosh g.Feb 21
@Lana voted 'End world hunger', but only because:
- presumably therapy won't translate back to him when his brain ends up back in his body
- Tesla doesn't need shutting down, it just needs to not be run by a racist asshole who thinks 90's-gamer low-poly tanks are cool vehicles
- Twitter is dead to me by now, it can be euthanized along with grok
- you forgot 'Shut down SpaceX and donate all of its assets to NASA along with a massive amount of funding'
Show threadjosh g.Feb 21
@Lana also apologizing to his daughter would *immediately* clue her into the mind swap and I'd be busted before I could engineer a technosocialist future
Show threadjosh g.
@Lana also god I hope he doesn't get to live in my body, ewwwww
Feb 21 at 5:28pmWeb