๐ฟ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ถ "not yet begun to fight"
You wake up as Elon Musk. What's the first thing you do?
End world hunger
32.4%
Shut down Tesla
0.5%
Autodefenestration
10.8%
Apologize to your daughter
22.7%
Go to therapy
4.9%
Kick the Nazis off Twitter
1.6%
Euthanize Grok
3.8%
Turn myself in
9.2%
Repent
4.3%
Install latest bug update for HumanBeing.exe
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Feb 21 at 4:42pmWeb
Show threadLaura G, Sassy 70โ€™sFeb 21
@Lana all of the above.
Show thread๐ฟ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ถ "not yet begun to fight"Feb 21
@LauraJG right? Like, before lunch at the latest.
Show threadHarryFeb 21

@Lana

The problem is that I would BE Elon Musk, so I would be a greedy, narcissistic sociopath and I would keep doing the same things. So, "continue the smash and grab on all governments in the world that has defined my life's work".

Show threadOntario Canuck ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆFeb 21

@Lana

Commit suicide,

Show threadDave RahardjaFeb 21

@Lana I mean, Iโ€™d do most of those things, but the *first* thing Iโ€™d do is to turn off Grok because thatโ€™s super easy and quick.

โ€œEnd world hungerโ€ will take quite some time and probably involve massive logistics, but thatโ€™s probably the *most valuable* thing I would do.

Show threadjosh g.Feb 21
@Lana voted 'End world hunger', but only because:
- presumably therapy won't translate back to him when his brain ends up back in his body
- Tesla doesn't need shutting down, it just needs to not be run by a racist asshole who thinks 90's-gamer low-poly tanks are cool vehicles
- Twitter is dead to me by now, it can be euthanized along with grok
- you forgot 'Shut down SpaceX and donate all of its assets to NASA along with a massive amount of funding'
Show threadjosh g.Feb 21
@Lana also apologizing to his daughter would *immediately* clue her into the mind swap and I'd be busted before I could engineer a technosocialist future
Show threadjosh g.Feb 21
@Lana also god I hope he doesn't get to live in my body, ewwwww
Show threadWendy NatherFeb 21
@Lana Daughter comes first. All the rest follow in short order.
Show threadjosh g.Feb 21
@wendynather @Lana hmm, you know I was thinking that would give away the brain swap too soon, but frankly she'd be the perfect ally. you might be onto something here
Show threadWendy NatherFeb 21
@joshg @Lana TRANS ARMY ASSEMBLE! โœŠ๐Ÿฝ
Show threadjosh g.Feb 21
@wendynather @Lana hell yeah
Show threadMad AlexFeb 21
@Lana All of the above.
Show threadBill BernardFeb 21
@Lana
Where is the "all of the above" option?
Show threadMedea Vanamonde ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธFeb 22
@Lana should have been multiple choice