Charlie StrossFeb 21

NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:

If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.

(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)

Show threadNickynahFeb 21
@cstross hey hey hey hey you ALWAYS, ALWAYS I said, piss BEFORE setting on fire. Because:
- people can feel anything but fire when in fire
- your risk reducing the amount of pain
- and it’s tradition
So please, do things in the right order. Also fuck open claw
Show threadCharlie Stross
@nickynah If you piss on them first they might not burn? Whereas if you piss on them afterwards they've still got the injuries (and the piss).
Feb 21 at 11:15amWeb
Show threadМя ��Feb 21

@cstross they will, if you mix piss with petroleum  

@nickynah

Show threadNickynahFeb 21
@mo @cstross I’m sorry I thought I was talking with professionals, rule 0 of fire rage always mix your piss with gas, ideally jet fuel.
Show threadCharlie StrossFeb 21
@nickynah @mo You'll need to add detergent, though.
Show threadBernard QuatermassFeb 21
@cstross @nickynah @mo just a quick squirt of F(a)iry Liquid. You get to choose the scent to match the sentiment.