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No, really, I will!

https://lemmy.world/post/43390672

Feb 21 at 12:48amWeb
Show threadDerpenheimFeb 21
Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous
Show threadGhostieFeb 21
Or what for that matter
Show threadfroh42Feb 21
Is that you, JD?
Show threadDWANG05Feb 21
I took it as threatening to screw the Device.
Show threaddumbassFeb 21

hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!

so, when do I get fuck?

Show threadmardukFeb 21
Here you go: fuck off, dumbass!
Show threaddumbassFeb 21
Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!
Show threadCheesyFoxFeb 21
you wanna know the location on the map or on your body?>:3
Show threaddumbassFeb 21
dealers choice.
Show threadSmeltingCraftworkFeb 21
He crashed in the middle of the sentence, just like
Show threadLemminaryFeb 21
Whoa, this commenter just
Show threadByteJunkFeb 21
I don’t get why are you guys
Show threadCheesyFoxFeb 21
What the fuck is
Show threadarchonetFeb 21
I, too, remember candleja
Show threadDiplomjodlerFeb 21
Whoa, let’s not
Show threadEnzyFeb 21
You can’t just write
Show threadjayboneFeb 21
Around that time, wasn’t there something called WindowsME, which I think stood for MicroEdition? And CE, not sure what that stood for.
Show threadholomorphicFeb 21
ME stood for Millenium Edition , the successor of win 98. CE was the embedded windows.
Show threadSeductiveTortoiseFeb 21
ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.
Show threadholomorphicFeb 21
Definitely not disagreeing with you there.
Show threadRiceMunkFeb 21

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined power Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

Show threadtoynbeeFeb 21
You are the only other person I’ve encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.
Show threadRiceMunkFeb 21
I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke
Show threadtoynbeeFeb 21

I am prepared for impending friendship.

I don’t recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like “hard as a rock, dumb as a brick.”

Show threadhemkoFeb 21
ME stands for “Millennium Edition”, or sometimes more accurately “Many Errors”
Show threadDiplomjodlerFeb 21
Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn’t stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.
Show threadAlolanYodaFeb 21
Don’t talk shit about my baby the Dreamcast ever again
Show threadDiplomjodlerFeb 21
Come at me, bro!
Show threadRiceMunkFeb 21
Don’t kink-shame
Show threadByteJunkFeb 21
Same joke here (YouTube)
“I am going to FUCK YOU!” Scene | Hazbin Hotel Episode 8 Clip | Hazbin Hotel Season 1 Finale Clip

YouTube
Show threadUltraBlackFeb 21
Ok how’s that platfrom called?
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Feb 21
Tumblr?
Show threadXerxosFeb 22
Do you really want to risk that a guy who likes a Microsoft OS reproduces?