I would like your help, fedifriends.
Without posting an image, describe a meme image.

This is for teaching adults descriptive writing (so no swears or lewd language pls). I’d like to use your words (anonymised) to see if they can guess the picture.

Eg a casually dressed man holds his girlfriend’s hand as they stroll down the street. Maybe they’re out for ice cream. Suddenly, his head is turned by a woman walking the other way in a fitted dress.

If you have any other ideas, feel free to share!

@solderandchaos A stock photograph of a balding senior white man smiling at the camera, with a grey beard and dressed in a grey shirt. He is sitting in what seems to be a grey office cubicle, in front of a grey desk with a grey laptop on it. His left hand is holding a white (not grey!) coffee mug, while his right hand is uselessly hovering over the laptop's keyboard, as if he was posing for a stock photograph. His smile seems forced, and is uncanny and uncomfortable.

@solderandchaos A cartoon image of a red-haired young man, clenching a fistful of green money bills in his hand. He seems to be angrily shouting at somebody outside of the frame. His arm is extended frontwards him, as if offering the money.

(Image caption reads "shut up and take my money!")

@solderandchaos A vertical three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a person is riding a bicycle. In the second panel, the same person is riding the bicycle one-handed while slamming a wooden tree branch into the spokes of the bicycle's front wheel. In the third panel, the bicycle is laying on the floor; the former bicycle rider is also lying on the floor, crying in pain and wondering what set of circumstances could have possibly led to them falling off the bicycle.
@solderandchaos A car is taking a highway exit, so aggressively that it's drifting and smoke is coming off its back tires.