STOP PRESS:

NEW MANUSCRIPT DELIVERED TO AGENT

ENGAGE "Mr Earbrass" MODE

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DIVIDE BY CHEESE ERROR

@cstross Did you just... push to production on a Friday afternoon?
@darkling @cstross Better. It's now in somebody else's in-tray and they have to decide to forego friends, food and family for a weekend or to let a finished manuscript sit in their inbox WITHOUT EVEN TAKING A SINGLE PEEK.
Who can withstand such a temptation?
@darkling No, because my agent is on vacation until Monday (and was expecting it, anyway). It's still months to years away from production!
@cstross *shakes fist at reality for ruining a perfectly good joke*