Redditsux'It's happening': Journalist warns Trump's UFO order a smoke screen for something bigger
Aliens 2.0 Epstein boogaloo
Not only that, but it’s going to expose a lot of military secrets.
Actual secrets are kept secret from people who have any chance of exposing secrets. There is no real such thing as overriding authority in matters of national security and technology that could turn wars. They keep that shit wrapped up until a situation gets so dire that there’s nothing left to lose.
Trump: “smartypants brown man said thing that made me mad cuz people like him better than me. monkey video didn’t hurt his feeling good nuff! i’ll release x-files before he can!”
The Epstein files and war with Iran.
I kind of feel like it’s more the Epstein Files.
We may have hit the point where war with Iran is more likely to be another distraction.
Trevor Moore is underappreciated.
Trevor Moore: The Story of Our Times - "My Computer Just Became Self Aware" - Uncensored
Ignoring the machine elves, anunnaki and general hilarious absurdity… forethought or warning?
RIP in peace Trevor
Cross check the files…Donald fucked this guy.
MrVilliamThat’s what we already see. Is there something even worse that this is meant to be a distraction from? Eating children? Raping puppies? Some other horrible third thing?
Just when you think he’s reached the bottom and nobody could possibly be any worse, he sinks lower. Every time. There is actually nothing redeemable about him.
That’s what we already see. Is there something even worse that this is meant to be a distraction from? Eating children? Raping puppies? Some other horrible third thing?
Just when you think he’s reached the bottom and nobody could possibly be any worse, he sinks lower. Every time. There is actually nothing redeemable about him.
It’s rumored Trump used his child pageant business to supply epstein with suitable victims, implying he wasn’t just a client but a full blown partner so to say.
No idea if the files validate that but he seems to fear the files intensely.
CruxifuxIts absolutely wild that nobody redacting the files blew the whistle on this shit yet.
Others may call this an exaggeration, but I hold the belief that Trump and his buddies engaged in guro on Epstein Island.
The revelation that Epstein’s customers choked children to death with their own intestines (and then fucked said intestines) would definitely set a new low.
It’s a type of service you can’t really get from the shady brothel across the street, you know? You need a specialized provider to get something like this.
I think the USA has decided, on the whole, that they are A-OK with that.
Whoa just a moment. What I heard was that he raped and beat children.
nexguyRight now on the planet Z’gloooooob, Lezqqq is about to get arrested as he is in the epstine files.
I hate how real this could be. I can almost imagine the wall of shit tier grammar on his truth social post…
Moon bears
It’s gonna be moon bears, isn’t it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjgIxuVdo4
I didn’t even think about it till the cartel thing, then I was like Whaaaaaaat?
Whitest Kids You Know - Moon Bears
A skit from season two, episode eight.
The Great War Of How About We Bomb Iran And Not Focus On The Fact That I Am A Pedo
Long name, still workshopping it.
Anybody who knows anything about science knows that an announcement of alien life would not be a bombshell press conference by any one nation or organization.
It would be a slow series of scientific papers over the course of years as confidence in the findings slowly increases. Starting with “there’s something interesting going on in the atmosphere of this exoplanet” until we finally get to “we’re 95% confident that this is a biological process, but this exoplanet is 50 light years away so we can’t really do anything else with this information right now.”
Not saying you’re wrong, but… that’s only if we discover them first.
If they discover us first this would happen in their planet:
It would be a slow series of scientific papers over the course of years as confidence in the findings slowly increases. Starting with “there’s something interesting going on in the atmosphere of this exoplanet” until we finally get to "we’re 95% confident that this is a biological process, but this exoplanet is 50 light years away so we can’t really do anything else with this information right now.
Only if you assume a human like logic system. Which there’s no reason to.
Were just meat suits taking guesses at things. Its possible that were wrong on how everything fundlementally works. Because were limited to our monkey senses.
Who knows what literal alians will use to rationalise our existence
I was having a discussion on a philosophy discord about a year back. The discussion dove into theoretical alien rationalities… like, “what if an advanced fungus-like life form evolved into an intelligent species that would have no use for something like an internet, and they started their societies with that advantage?”
Yes, for the purposes of this argument I’m discounting contact with intelligent life which seems vastly less likely to me than discovery of simple life forms.
It’s just going to be thousands upon thousands of transcribed “tips” from crackpots calling the Pentagon and FBI and anyone with a phone or email address.
GutterRat42In Mexico, the chupacabra started showing up everywhere but my backyard after somebody assassinated Luis Donaldo Colosio. The civil unrest was short lived. Just putting this out there.
Given the timing of Trump’s UFO announcement – issued as the Trump administration has mobilized a colossal military force near Iran, with an all-out war possibly imminent – journalist and author Max Blumenthal bemoaned what he suggested was Trump’s tactic to draw attention away from the potentially catastrophic consequences of a wider regional war.
From a tweet just below that
CIA planning docs show when they overthrew the Guatemalan president in 1954, they plotted planting “flying saucer” stories to distract the media.
Another declassified study shows the Air Force misled the public in the 1950s about UFOs to conceal the CIA’s spy plane testing.
False Flag I bet.
And he’s gotta make it bigger than 9/11. That’s the worst part.
Those Epstein files must be diabolical for Donny.
“Listen, so I raped and killed a few kids on video. Can’t we all just move on? It wasn’t even that many, just the odd 40 or 50 children that no one other than their parents would miss!”
I’m invading Iran! 🫲🍊🫱 who the hell is Jeffery Epstein?