Wish I could smell like Hegelian dialectic or categorical imperative or something like that.

Personally I use Naval Supremacy soap in the shower and Saw Tooth Deodorant. And my aftershave is Lilac Vegetal. And my cuppa tea this morning is Lumber Slut.

**All real products. The soap and deodorant are Christmas gifts from my 2 of my Grandsons. I’ve used the after shave for years. And the tea is a ripe Pu Er that I really enjoy.