The most monstrous lie that I regularly tell myself is "I'll get that work done while I'm on the plane."
@evacide Back when planes didn't regularly have free Internet, I would delude myself by saying "Since there's no Internet on the plane, I'll get my coding done on the plane" only to realize once on the plane that I am rather useless without documentation.
@pandaninjas @evacide just apt install *-doc xd